Sunday, August 12, 2012

Sweaty Betty

Betty Bordeaux is perfect, but for one major flaw:
The perspiration that drips from her every pore!
Dehydration is Betty's biggest threat,
Even on the coolest of days, she's constantly wet.

With her sweat bands and bottle of H-2-0 never far from her side,
One could mistake her for a jogger, or maybe an energetic tour-guide.
In fact, she's a chemist - knows all about electrolytes and such
She's searching for a cure to her disorder… any luck so far? Not so much. 

Lucky for Betty, her secretions are not of the funky type
She doesn't have the usual sickly-sweet smell of something overly ripe.
So her friends gladly put up with her excess of NaCl, 
(that's sodium chloride for those who couldn't tell)
Because they know she is merely let down by one little gland. 
And when they're in need, Sweaty Betty's always there with a helping hand.


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